gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via orgasmic-humor)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(via ohmybuckyy)

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(via dysfunctionalbubble)

sniffing:

when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up

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(via ruinedchildhood)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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(via tumblaughter)

yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

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you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

(via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via itsmega)

cannawitchbitch:

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

Accurate, though

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

khloekarcrashian:

truly inspiring

khloekarcrashian:

truly inspiring

(via greeklesbian)

cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

(via macieama)

mishasminions:

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

#PHOTOGRAPHY

(via thelesbian-batman)

asssbutt:

pizzaforpresident:

petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters 

#DIDN’T KNOW I WANTED IT UNTIL I WANTED IT

(via macieama)