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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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An old bitter man to Buddha:

“Buddha, every day you come here smiling and every day I curse your name, I curse your family and everything you believe in” the old man says ” but every day you enter this city with a smile knowing that I await you with my harsh tongue, and everyday you leave through the same entrance with that same smile. I know by speaking to you now that you are not deaf, why do you keep on smiling while I do nothing but scream the worst things I can think of to your face?”

Buddha, with the same smile still on his face looks at the old man and asks “If I were to bring you a gift tomorrow morning all wrapped up in a beautiful box would you accept it?” to which the old man replies “Absolutely not, I would take nothing from the likes of you!”. “Ah ha” the Buddha replies “Well if I were to offer you this gift and you were to refuse then who would this gift belong to?”.

“It would still belong to you of course” answers the old man. “And so the same goes with your anger, when I choose not to accept your gift of anger , does it not then remain your own?”

— a story someone special told me one day (via sixpenceee)

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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troyesivan:

the lil fright it gets right before they fall tho

troyesivan:

the lil fright it gets right before they fall tho

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spooktre:

Are cats even real?

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rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

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experimentexperience:

sophieandace:

pila-pila:

1+1 = Ed

The episode where they all became self aware

aka the episode when they were all on acid

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elsythegreat:

This made me so happy.

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..

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